Mother's Day Is the Best Time to Lose Your Cell Phone

Just kidding. It's the best time to get your mother flowers. Why flowers? I don't know but mothers really like them. It is a bit suspicious because flowers are pretty, smell good, and hang out with her for periods exceding 20 minutes at once before they come up with an excuse to leave.

Meanwhile she claims to love you, and you do none of those things.

But this is no time to ponder whether your mom is lying when she says she loves you. Instead for this Mother's Day just get her some flowers. It will become a dependency issue so even if she doesn't really love you she'll have to pretend in order to keep her yearly supply of flowers coming.

Hey, and if she is really fiending for some flowers, or you if you just feel guilty about being a terrible kid, you can give her flowers any time. It's not just from Mothers Day you know.

Parco San Marco

If you have ever thought about going to Italy, then you may want to stay at the Parco San Marco Hotel and Resort. The hotel is situated on Lake Lugano in Northern Italy, one of the most beautiful beaches in all of Europe. When you reserve a stay you will have access to over 3000 sqm of private beach.

Parco San Marco is rated one of Europe's top hotels by several publications, and one of the top hotels on the Mediterranean. Along with spectacular hotel rooms, breathtaking views, and a family friendly environment, the Parco San Marco is home to one of the premier golf courses in the world. Lake Como Golf is world renowned. Many staying at another nearby resort, Lake Como, make the extra effort to golf at Parco San Marco.

And if you have been looking for an Italian Spa Hotel you may not be able to find better accommodations than Parco San Marco with their holistic approach to wellness of the body mind and soul.

If you have been considering a Lake Lugano Vacation or Holiday, or if this is the first you have heard of the world renowned resort, Parco San Marco should definitely be on your short list of vacation spots.